No, I’m not being vain.
Have you ever shown up to work or school…or worse, a social outing, only to discover someone is wearing the EXACT same outfit that you are? You curse your outfit twin, “WENCH!!!!” you scream (in your head) all the while smiling with your fake plastered Toddler and Tiaras face…
So yes I suppose I lied earlier. I am sorta vain because I, like so many of you out there…whether you admit it or not…have Googled myself. Well imagine my surprise when I discovered another HAILEY WOJCIK existed! Like WTF? How is that possible…talk about uncommon name becoming apparently common.
But you know what the worst part of this realization was? Hailey Wojcik #2 was waaaaaay more popular and famous than me. This forced me to draw a single and binding decision. I must find Osama Bin Laden and bring him to Mr. Barack Obama (or George W. Bush, I haven’t decided who will bring me more fame yet). This is the only way I can become a fame whore in my deadline of 14 hours.
This Hailey Wojcik is an indie singer from Michigan, USA and became widely famous when her video Dinosaur Bone was featured on Youtube. Now believe it or not…and those of you who know me will not…when this video was featured I had about 30 different people congratulate me on facebook and couldn’t believe I was a singer. This is unbelievable for 3 critical reasons:
1. Me singing sounds EXACTLY like someone hitting a burlap sack full of kittens with a hammer
2. We do not look a like.
3. I have a moustache. She does not.
Anyhoo, I can’t help but feel a pang of jealousy that I am not the one and only Hailey Wojcik and the other one that exists is a much better singer than I.
So I ask YOU dear friends, have you ever googled yourself only to discover that you are not indeed a unique individual as you once believed? I mean, I’m sure there are even more HW’s floating around but my insides feel queasy (perhaps that is 8 cups of coffee I had today talking) at that thought so let’s not go there.
I’m sure Hailey Wojcik #2 is a lovely person but I can’t help but think “she stole my name and possibly my underpants”
hahah Oh good. Whatever, the other Hailey Wojcik uses a sickly typeface for her name. PUKE. Obviously that is the first thing I notice. Clearly I have googled myself, but I have yet to find another Samia Kallidis.
And can I please tell you that that creepy doll looking creature is going to haunt me forever. Stop staring at me!
Haha yay! Might I also add that that doll is actually a real child and that is how they are made up then digitally altered for beauty pagents in the “most photogenic” portion of it. No wonder little girls have such self esteem issues when they get older….
Ok so i laughed for like 5 min about the “same” outfit line. Remember the time we went to Cuba and someone had the same Canadian Cheerios shirt as me? hahaha! Nice one!
Im wondering how we are going to go about finding Bin Laden, but most importantly… Do i need a visa to get in???
I don’t like indie music but i really like my Hailey Wojcik. There is a Lourens Venter in SA who played professional rugby, so i kinda know how you feel… as for your singing voice, “Me singing sounds EXACTLY like someone hitting a burlap sack full of kittens with a hammer”, thats pretty accurate. I love when you sing to me in the morning… **HELP ME**
Samia, i’m with you on that creepy girl. Don’t understand why people would want to do that to their children. Shame.
Love you Hailey.
Yes I googled my name (Daniel smith) and found Anna Nicole smith had a son called Daniel, (I think he also died whenever). I too was disapointed and knew there was only one option. Iam now known as “the artist currently known as daniel smith”. I love your site already and can’t wait to hear about daily life in London. Love from Australia!
I am shocked that the doll is a REAL child! That is so wrong. Children are not allowed to be children anymore. I watched a documentry called ‘Baby Beauty Queens’…it was awful. Spray tans, false nails, fake eyelashes and skimpy dresses at 7. Poor children.
Loving the blog by the way. I recently discovered that there is a fashion pattern cutter (?) in London going by the name of Hayley Beech. I was rather disappointed…its nice to believe you are the only one in the world with your name. So to make myself feel better I googled Hayley Adele Beech..No matches…satisfaction!
no yall bitches killing yall kids they very pretty all that shit yall putting on there faces in the futures thoes babys faces go have pimples and bumps believe me my baby was in all of then when she was little no shes 10 and she have so many bumbs and pimples at age 10