I have made my glorious return.
Ok let’s be honest, if it’s me, then it is probably not so glorious, but rather more whore-ish and most likely slightly draggish. I have been getting a ton of e-mails hootin’ and hollerin’ at me about my lack of recent posts. Before I am crucified further, give a gal a chance.
- I have been working like a dog. And not your typical dog, but more like a Junkyard Dawg. Between a real job, freelance and smiles I have just been wiped out. And when I say wiped out, I don’t want you to get the impression I have been on the show Wipe Out.
- I need to sleep. More specifically I need my beauty sleep. I say this because without proper sleep I resemble a horrible ogre that looks like it recently had its face smashed in with a baseball bat. And for those of you who aren’t exactly sure what that looks like, it more or less is IDENTICAL to looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein.
- I may have no friends (ones I pay to hang out with me sadly do not count) but I enjoy getting outside to enjoy the day. I know that probably sounds like an oxymoron seeing as I live in London, UK but the sun does shine here and when it does it’s real…and it is spectacular!
- On a sad side note, I am currently taking Friend Applications. I cannot offer to pay you as I am probably more broke than the homeless fella who hassles me in front of the ATM, but please feel free to either e-mail me or comment with why you would make a good friend. After very little consideration, I will probably accept you as my new BFF. (Well 2nd to Katsou and Bella)
You probably don’t give a sh*t about why I haven’t posted. And my excuses are most likely infuriating. So that being said, and like my broken promises before, I am back to share my words of stupidity with you.
P.S. I am hungry. Bring my food please!