I have a job. For many of you, this may come as a shock.
My work is located in the heart of London at Oxford Circus and it just so happens that my office has a balcony that over looks one of the busiest crossings in all of London. Yes, it is the point where Oxford Street crosses Regent Street.
Now friends. Would it not be AWESOME to stand out on that balcony with a giant megaphone and observe loudly? And be completely obnoxious knowing that those people will never see you again and you are 5 floors above them?
I can just picture it!
“Hey you this the red. Yes you with the red shirt! Why are you giving me evils like I’m a sack of dirt”
“Hey you two I see you! Yes I see you making out! Everyone look at those two making out I bet you are jealous!”
Yes, I picture singing it but the singing would only enhance the excellence of this.
Now on a scale of 1-10 what is the likely hood of me being fired? THAT is a question I will find an answer for. I have read and re-read my contract and there is nothing in it stating that I am NOT allowed to do this. I have decided that I am going to get a megaphone and try this out. Why? Because it would be the best 10 minutes of my work day.
Don’t worry, I will film it and post it so we can all have fun. And for those of you who don’t know me…I love having fun!
“Hey you with the eyes that read, I see you reading on me”
I just had the sudden urge to head butt someone.